A preacher, a taxi driver & heaven—A joke
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A preacher, a taxi driver & heaven—A joke
After a preacher died and went to heaven, he noticed a New York cab driver had been awarded a higher place in heaven than he.
"I don't understand," he complained to God. "I devoted my entire life to my congregation."
God explained to him, "Our policy here in heaven is to reward results. Now, was your congregation well attuned to you whenever you gave a sermon?"
"Well," the minister had to admit, "some in the congregation fell asleep from time to time."
"Exactly," said God, "and when people rode in this man's taxi, they not only stayed wake, they even prayed."
"I don't understand," he complained to God. "I devoted my entire life to my congregation."
God explained to him, "Our policy here in heaven is to reward results. Now, was your congregation well attuned to you whenever you gave a sermon?"
"Well," the minister had to admit, "some in the congregation fell asleep from time to time."
"Exactly," said God, "and when people rode in this man's taxi, they not only stayed wake, they even prayed."
Mark74
Re: A preacher, a taxi driver & heaven—A joke
A friend sent it in an email this morning it's good isn't it Jim I was shaking with the laughter
Mark74
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