How to get to Heaven from Scotland …

Subject: How to get to Heaven from Scotland



How to get to Heaven from Scotland …

I was testing children in my Glasgow Sunday school class to see if they understood the concept of getting into heaven.


I asked them, "If I sold my house and my car, had a big jumble sale and
gave all my money to the church, would that get me
into heaven?"

"NO!" the children answered.


"If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the garden and kept
everything tidy, would that get me into heaven?"

Again, the answer was 'No!'

By now I was starting to smile.


"Well, then, if I was kind to animals and gave sweets to all the
children and loved my husband, would that get me into heaven?"

Again, they all answered 'No!'




I was just bursting with pride for them.


I continued, "Then how can I get into heaven?"






A six year old boy shouted,


"Yuv got tae be fukin' dead"


Kinda brings a wee tear tae yir eye...










































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How to get to Heaven from Scotland …

I was testing children in my Glasgow Sunday school class to see if they understood the concept of getting into heaven.


I asked them, "If I sold my house and my car, had a big jumble sale and
gave all my money to the church, would that get me
into heaven?"

"NO!" the children answered.


"If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the garden and kept
everything tidy, would that get me into heaven?"

Again, the answer was 'No!'

By now I was starting to smile.

"Well, then, if I was kind to animals and gave sweets to all the
children and loved my husband, would that get me into heaven?"

Again, they all answered 'No!'


I was just bursting with pride for them.


I continued, "Then how can I get into heaven?"


A six year old boy shouted,

"Yuv got tae be f****n' dead" (admin use your imagination for the Glasgow expression which has the stars in it)

Kinda brings a wee tear tae yir eye...