Unbelievable
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Unbelievable
by tmmw Fri Dec 23, 2011 9:15 pm
I found this in our local newspaper:
Unbelievable
This morning on the Interstate, I looked over to my left and there was a woman in a brand new Cadillac doing 65 mph with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner.
I looked away for a couple of seconds, to continue shaving, and when I looked back, she was halfway in my lane, still working on that makeup.
As a man, I don't scare easily. But she scared me so much; I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the donut out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car by using my knees against the steering wheel, my cell phone got knocked away from my ear and fell into the coffee between my legs! The phone splashed and ruined the damn phone, and soaked my trousers, and disconnected an important call. Darn women drivers!
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Unbelievable
This morning on the Interstate, I looked over to my left and there was a woman in a brand new Cadillac doing 65 mph with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner.
I looked away for a couple of seconds, to continue shaving, and when I looked back, she was halfway in my lane, still working on that makeup.
As a man, I don't scare easily. But she scared me so much; I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the donut out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car by using my knees against the steering wheel, my cell phone got knocked away from my ear and fell into the coffee between my legs! The phone splashed and ruined the damn phone, and soaked my trousers, and disconnected an important call. Darn women drivers!
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tmmw
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