News of the World 1856

News of the World

Tuesday, July 08, 1856

On what material shoud a Spiritualist journal be printed?

Wrapping Paper

Crepe.

A sceptical anthropologist was cataloging South American folk remedies with the assistance of a tribal elder who indicated that the leaves of a particular fern were a sure cure for any case of constipation.

When the anthropologist expressed his doubts, the elder looked him in the eye and said,

"Let me tell you, with fronds like these, you don't need enemas."

hiorta wrote:A sceptical anthropologist was cataloging South American folk remedies with the assistance of a tribal elder who indicated that the leaves of a particular fern were a sure cure for any case of constipation.

When the anthropologist expressed his doubts, the elder looked him in the eye and said,

"Let me tell you, with fronds like these, you don't need enemas."

Groan

I could never be a medium. I'm an extra-large: and an endomorph, not an ectomorph.

Jim

Left Behind wrote:I could never be a medium. I'm an extra-large: and an endomorph, not an ectomorph.

Jim

It's all relative mate