Frayed tempers.
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Frayed tempers.
by hiorta Fri Aug 05, 2011 7:03 am
An altercation developed at a major supermarket resulting in items from the shelves being thrown about.
A shopper who was struck by a bottle of Omega 3 sustained super fish oil injuries.
A shopper who was struck by a bottle of Omega 3 sustained super fish oil injuries.
Last edited by hiorta on Fri Aug 05, 2011 1:37 pm; edited 1 time in total
hiorta
Re: Frayed tempers.
by Bill Thu Aug 11, 2011 1:03 pm
Frayed tempers? It could have been worse. The shopper may have been hit by a tin of Fray(ed) Bentos. lol
Bill
Re: Frayed tempers.
by hiorta Thu Sep 08, 2011 2:36 pm
After being married for thirty years....a wife asked her husband to describe her.
He looked at her carefully...then said, "You're A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K."
She asked, "What does that mean?"
He said, "Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Foxy, Gorgeous, Hot."
She smiled happily and said...."Oh, that's so lovely.....What about I, J, K?"
He said, "I'm Just Kidding!"
His eye is still swollen....but improving
He looked at her carefully...then said, "You're A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K."
She asked, "What does that mean?"
He said, "Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Foxy, Gorgeous, Hot."
She smiled happily and said...."Oh, that's so lovely.....What about I, J, K?"
He said, "I'm Just Kidding!"
His eye is still swollen....but improving
hiorta
Re: Frayed tempers.
by hiorta Thu Sep 22, 2011 10:09 pm
*An elderly man is pulled over by police around 1 a.m. and is asked where he is going at this time of night.*
*The man replies, "I am going to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the
effects it has on the human body."*
*The officer then asks, "Really? Who would be giving such a lecture at this time of night?"*
*The man replies, "My wife."*
*The man replies, "I am going to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the
effects it has on the human body."*
*The officer then asks, "Really? Who would be giving such a lecture at this time of night?"*
*The man replies, "My wife."*
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